chose todays tuesday the second of december as the day for the first part of your Blography

two / twelve / two thousand and eight,at five fifteenish

a recent study revealed that football fans actually 'love' the opposition team because:
1.without them there would be no game
2. they can forgive the opposition bad play and adore them when they loose

3.because each side wears numbers.

the other night i watched the first hour of altman's 'the long goodbye' three times:once because i was just watching it for the first time...a second time becasue i had lost the remote and was not able to even pause it and it had gone all stuck and i could not rewind it and then come back and give it a run up to get through the sticky patch...so i switched it off and a third time becaues i had cleaned it and now my love could watch it with me.it got better each time.
then later i watched 'nashville' also directed by altman and so that was over six hours

recently discovered that opposition fans sing this cruel ditty about the champion golfer:
severiano ballesteros/ he's severely ill his life hangs in the balance/oh 'e slipped on the bannisteros taking pianos down the stairos..

the organic movement will have come to full bloom when they can do a decent striped toothpaste..

most recent e-mail sent to a friend:
Hey it phil..babe due in valentines day..or circa..we know for definitely a boy...
or a girl..melina is cooking brussel sprouts and couscous..she says oh glad its you and thanks for the magazine...you know we have had an idea that to get super great married we would have a massive kids party in a huge sandpit at the foot of a tree ask every family we knew and all our friends and then suddenly have a full dressed vicar come ut with a wicker hamper and in it a suit and a big white dress and surprise..its a wedding..all kids oblivious/unoblivious and neither a matter for having to be quiet or anything just there and integral..

- most recent ideas arriving while driving:

favourite road signs seen were - 'Free Church' what with every twelve vouchers
- 'concealed entrance'..well what are we supposed to do then either they have revealed it and it is no longer concealed or it is announced and still concealed...
- "Caution Horses in Transit..'..what am i to do that i was not already doing..and besides what are they doing with horses in an old ford van..that aint right...
='Keep Two Chevrons Apart"...what are they going to do..? multply..too late for that there is million of them.


the other day a horse was escaping down the road i live on in lewes,bn7..and i failed to run out in front of it and hault it with a massively confident stable technique based waving of the arms and solid...instead i made a fairly loud clicking noise to see if he wanted to stop...there are a great many things that if they don't want to get done by the folks themselves then i don't want them to do it...
...my kids are at a steiner school and you can get money off of the fees if you do some hoovering ..so i am in there hoovering and trying to do it swiftly yet weller than just my own carpets and i am on this bit for ages and ages and i can't shift this crumb speck-stain and i try opening up the nozzle by angling it and letting air in to convince it to come up..and salivating..then i realised it was just part of the desgn.
i was trying to remove something that was just an integral given..a part of the actual thing..a bit not separatable from the nature of the things existence.i was wasting energy to get something away that could not be got away.

-'How Am I Driving.."..with arms hand legs and feet i hope..if not its a bit late to ask now..although in scotland 'how' means 'why' so maybe he's just pissed of at having to be the one driving..

is it soduku or soduko or sokodo or sokudu or sudoko or suduko...just try all the combinations by trial and error and soon you'll work it out.
i was on the london underground and a man was doing the soduku numbers..now one can share the crossword and offer a clue around the carriage..not this though..i said to him gimme a clue and he said 3,5,7,8,1,9..

all those poles on the tube yet nobody's dancing.

recently i was given a plectrum by rich hall...an umbrella by daniel kitson and a wooden log at Latitude by paul merton...

Faecesbook...MyTube...Aye Pad...Och-I-Pod...

next entry after soho hoho theatre gigs this thursdayfridaysaturday...and don't forget...
this is the internet...
so i
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anyone.
bye,phil xx