best thing ever at koko in camden during the interval..while a thousand people were at the loo stroke bar stroke havin a fag outside.. and three hundred were still watching..i spotted a couple having a good kiss and i got them to kiss while me and the crowd watched and counted down from twenty...i was counting out loud on the mike...i started to get closer..they had their eyes closed..sixteen fifteen...i am leavng the stage..twelve eleven..they are oblivious..the crowd are counting too...seven siiiix...now my trousers accidentally fall down threeeee twooooo and i am loud and filling the room with my long numbers and yet i am right in close..oooonnnnnnneeee
and my lips just unite with their cheeks as they separate.
spaceman song with head inside the red plastic see through lampshade at the 99 club..and drinking drambuie from a handbag..
a lady falling off her chair with laughter at the 99 club in leicester square and me standing over like ali over liston just holding back that last joke that wasn't needed.. as she squirmed on the floordoing those shoulder spasms trying to get up..
getting an instant improvised 'manband' to dance sing and strip off a bit at the banana cabaret..
tea bee sea
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