Tuesday 2 December 2008

shit i've just realise i can put up stuff here in this notebook in the sky and it will never be lost :{)

..so it could kind of be like a set list on offer to the crowd.they could ask for items from this open setlist...or if i seem to be short on ideas we can just get some blackberry user to get on-line and read this out..



sex when you are pregnant is like rally driving compared to normal driving...

the fucking oyster card..and smile detectors on cameras..

scams accidental and planned to get away with paying for british rail tickets..(e.g. when the ticket man comes ask when it gets to somewhere you know it is not going and when he tells you you will have to get out at the next station,look sad..s'okay you are getting a free ride..just be holding a old ticket and make sure the computer print out is flashing the destinations right above your head behind you where you could neveer see it ..or up by the bogs...or be standing in the bog with the strange,slow semi-circular door opening slowly to your surprise and hold out any old ticket and watch it be declined..*] *these happened

the london underground-lots of poles and nobody's dancing..

have you seen portakabins headquarters..?

is anyone on the i-pod actually ever listening to a podcaste of frying bacon..

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