Tuesday 2 December 2008

luckiest man alive:examples

..so it is fairly early for it to be late..ten forty three p.m. and i am still luckiest..i picked up a ;lovely wicker chair and moved it a placed it with one of its long legs inside a tall glass that had some chai tea in..it never spilt and the glass never broke and the wickers was undamaged.

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the time i was chatting to ann in a pub in bath by coincidence who happened to have been at my comedy gig the night before and she recomended i go by the front of royal crescent where my mate charlie used to own houses and because they often play frisbee and it is still common land and so i did and they were and i did and in the catchings and the throwing i had fun and continued on to the airport where i realised i had lost my wallet and i was approaching the information desk and arriving as he was on the phone,saying:"...ah yes you have found his wallet and what is his name..?" and so i said"..philip kay.."just as he was hearing that because ann had also gone by the frisbee game and had actually been the one to find my wee wallet and then phoned after me and synchronised then.

it was only because i was pretending to prune roses after midnight as my friends left the party that i noticed my suns anorak outside over the handlebars of my bike and was able to take it in and so it never got rained on,

then the time i was without a bike in melbourne for thirty seconds when i came out of a part in a bigtop by the river saww my unlocked bike was gone and then whistled some boys who definately resembled boys who had a bike that was not theirs,whistled and had them come over and manage to buy a bike off them that was not mine at two thirty..

many more to follow

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